1. 1-800 contacts, they can’t have my eyes! I HAVE SPECIAL BRANDS!! Look , look with your special brands! MY EYES!

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    photo

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  3. reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

    frogkin:

    superstupidposts:

    i am the latter

    i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay

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  4. snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

    snerkflerks:

    sleeping-horizontally:

    holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

    what a beautiful person

    And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

    Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

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  6. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (via torihoshigirl)

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  8. venomxblast:

    inceptionisntimpossible:

    more-than-one:

    image

    Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

    Has now been broken.
    Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

    bless your soul

    you beautiful perfect being

    (via takuya96)

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    photo

    photo

    photo

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