1-800 contacts, they can’t have my eyes! I HAVE SPECIAL BRANDS!! Look , look with your special brands! MY EYES!
i am the latter
i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.
Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~
bless your soul
you beautiful perfect being